I'm Known As the Iconic Line Kid from the Classic 1990 Film: A Candid Conversation.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is universally recognized as an action movie legend. But, during the peak of his cinematic dominance in the late 20th century, he also starred in several critically acclaimed comedies. The standout film is Kindergarten Cop, which celebrates its 35th anniversary this December.
The Film and An Iconic Moment
In the hit comedy, Schwarzenegger embodies a hardened detective who goes undercover as a schoolteacher to catch a killer. During the film's runtime, the investigation plot acts as a loose framework for Schwarzenegger to have charming interactions with kids. Arguably the most famous belongs to a child named Joseph, who unprompted announces and declares the stoic star, “Males have a penis, females have a vagina.” Arnold deadpans, “Thank you for that information.”
The boy behind the line was brought to life by former young actor Miko Hughes. Beyond this role featured a recurring role on Full House playing the antagonist to the Olsen twins and the character of the child who returns in the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. He continues to act today, with multiple films in development. Additionally, he is a regular on fan conventions. Recently recalled his recollections from the set of Kindergarten Cop 35 years later.
A Young Actor's Perspective
Question: Starting off, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: I believe I was four. I was the youngest of all the kids on set.
That's impressive, I have no memory from being four. Do you have any memories from that time?
Yeah, somewhat. They're snapshots. They're like picture memories.
Do you recall how you were cast in Kindergarten Cop?
My family, especially my mother would bring me to auditions. Frequently it was a mass tryout. There'd be 20, 30 kids and we'd all just have to wait, be seen, be in there for a very short time, read a small part they wanted and that was it. My parents would help me learn the words and then, as soon as I could read, that was probably the first stuff I was reading.
Do you have any recollection of meeting Arnold? What was your impression of him?
He was very kind. He was fun. He was nice, which arguably makes sense. It would be strange if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom, that probably wouldn't make for a productive set. He was fun to be around.
“It would be strange if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom.”
I was aware he was a major movie star because that's what my parents told me, but I had not actually watched his movies. I knew the air around him — he was a big deal — but he didn't frighten me. He was just fun and I only wanted to hang out with him when he wasn't busy. He was busy, obviously, but he'd occasionally joke around here and there, and we would hang off of his arms. He'd tense up and we'd be holding on. He was really, really generous. He gifted all the students in the classroom a Sony Walkman, which at the time was the hottest tech. It was the coolest device, that iconic bright yellow cassette player. I played the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for ages on that thing. It finally gave out. I also received a genuine metal whistle. He had the coach whistle, and the kids all were gifted copies as well.
Do you remember your experience as being enjoyable?
You know, it's amusing, that movie became a phenomenon. It was a major production, and it was a wonderful time, and you would think, as an adult, I would want my memories to be of collaborating with Schwarzenegger, the direction of Ivan Reitman, the location shoot, seeing the set, but my memories are of being a selective diner at lunch. Like, they got everyone pizza, but I didn't even like pizza. All I would eat was the pepperoni off the top. Then, the first-generation Game Boy was just released. That was the coolest toy, and I was proficient. I was the youngest and some of the other children would bring me their Game Boys to beat difficult stages on games because I knew how, and I was really proud of that. So, it's all little kid memories.
The Infamous Moment
OK, that specific dialogue, do you remember anything about it? Did you understand the words?
At the time, I likely didn't understand what the word provocative meant, but I realized it got a reaction and it got a big laugh. I knew it was kind of something I wasn't supposed to do, but I was given approval in this case because it was funny.
“My mom thought hard about it.”
How it originated, from what I understand, was they were still developing characters. Some character lines were written into the script, but once they had the whole cast on the set, it was more of a collaboration, but they worked on it while filming and, presumably someone in charge came to my mom and said, "We have an idea. We want Miko to deliver this dialogue. Are you okay with this?" My mom paused. She said, "Let me think about it, let me sleep on it" and took a day or two. It was a tough call for her. She said she was hesitant, but she felt it would likely become one of the iconic quotes from the movie and her instinct was correct.